CONVERSATION BETWEEN PJ AND TOM
Written: Date Unknown
Author: PJ and Tom

Note: This is a transcript of an instant message conversation that took place between PJ and Tom. It is not exactly a real editorial, but still features their thoughts and comments, simply not in paragraph format. Be forewarned, that no matter how well we keep it under control for the regular site, all of us have very bad mouths "off stage," so if vulgarity offends you, go away.

Tom: hm
Tom: did you catch season 4 today?
PJ: Yeah
Tom: they edited some bad shit
Tom: well, not bad
Tom: i'm just saying the editing was bad
PJ: Like what?
Tom: the tutor whips gohan on the head, and a little trickle of blood runs down his head
Tom: they edited that
Tom: they edited vegeta's BLURRED ass in the shower
PJ: .....Why'd they edit either of those?
Tom: that's all i caught
PJ: I mean, jesus
Tom: i don't think it was because of time, either
PJ: Blood was caked all over the characters' faces for almost 50 straight episodes
Tom: thank god i've got the tapes
Tom: yeah that's what i'm saying
Tom: and then a johnny bravo commercial comes on and he's talking about "Frisking"
PJ: Yeah, seriously
PJ: Something tells me its not CN that's ordering FUNi's censoring
Tom: and i sit here and think about how little kids scrape their knees and blood comes out, yet in today's world, God would probably digitally paint over it
PJ: They're just really neurotic or they like to piss off fans
Tom: i could imagine god at a computer
Tom: "hmm... little timmy cut his finger! let me get my editing tools..."
Tom: "hmm, there are some lesbians! let me make them cousins, for our children's sake!"
Tom: some people are so anal retentive
PJ: ROFL
PJ: Yeah, I know
Tom: they care more about stuff on TV rather than the drug dealers selling pot and coke on the street TO the children
PJ: I'd like to say that they're worrying over nothing, that parents wouldn't care
PJ: But history would prove me wrong.
Tom: see, my parents let me watch what i want, even when i was like 6. they know now that i was mature enough to not turn out like that shit
PJ: Have a cartoon character say "Damn it" after having his head slammed into a mountain cleft and parents go insane
PJ: Yeah, mine too
PJ: People are just afraid to blame the parents for when kids go bad, so they blame the media
Tom: yep
Tom: it's the media's fault
Tom: ALL the time
Tom: like how they blamed Doom for columbine
Tom: wtf is that about?
Tom: if a video game can provoke a child into shooting up a school, then the child is fucked in the head, not the video game
PJ: NO ONE could EVER take Doom seriously enough to kill a bunch of people based ONLY upon the influences that game could give.
Tom: it's so unrealistic it's not even funny
Tom: infact, all fps are unrealistic
Tom: if that was real life, you'd be dead because people would hear the gunshots and SHOOT YOU
Tom: May I use this as an editorial?
Tom: This IM convo, i mean
PJ: For what?
Tom: for zaph!
Tom: relating on editing
PJ: Sure
Tom: Okay. Thanks
PJ: I'd be glad to be a part of such an editorial