MOVIE 9: THE GALAXY'S IN DANGER!! THE SUPER AWESOME GUY!
(GINGA GIRIGIRI!! BUCHIGIRI NO SUGOI YATSU!)
Released: 10 July 1993
A metallic, high tech door opens as an escalator is lowered from
the door of an airplane to the ground. An offscreen newswoman
declares: "Today's special guests are representatives of the
four galaxies, they have arrived on earth for..." The
escalator kicks in as the guests are one by one flashed across
the screen. Four goofy looking extraterrestrial men, dressed in
brilliantly colored costumes with outrageously stupid accessories
are carried to the ground. "....The World Championship
Martial Arts Competition!" the newswoman says.
She continues: "Sponsoring the event is the world famous
millionaire, Mr. Gyosan Money. They all look ready for
action." A crowd of spectators watch her newscast on a huge
television screen in the middle of a city square. "This is
the first time I've seen extraterrestrials, and I'm
overwhelmed!"
A newsman starts an interview with Mr. Money in the city square
after the newswoman has faded away. "Mr. Money, could you
tell us what the World Championship Martial Arts Competition
is?" he asks.
Mr. Money, whose with his family, explains, "Its for my dear
son, Dollar." As Dollar plays with a Mr. Satan action
figure, Mrs. Money says, "Its his 10th birthday
present!" Dollar, realizing he's become the center of
attention, stops playing and looks up at his father. "Papa,
will I get to see real extraterrestrials?" "Sure,"
Mr. Money assures him, "its gonna be a real battle between
earthlings and extraterrestrials. Papa paid for all this, so we
get to witness all this from our luxury box. Dollar, you can do
whatever you want, as long as you've got the money." He then
laughs, as The Producer and a newsman stand staring, wide-eyed
with their jaws slacked open, apparently disgusted.
The newsman shakes out of it and turns to The Producer.
"Producer? Would you explain it to us?" The Producer
steps on stage next to the Money family and explains to the
papparrazzi who funded the project (Mr. Money) and assures the
mass that its the biggest Martial Arts tournament ever.
"Regardless of age, sex, or nationality, professional or
amateur, anyone with fighting skills is welcome to compete."
The camera pans the long, winding Serpent Path, up in the
afterlife.
Kaio-sama watches on a television set up on some cliff as The
Producer continues. "The winner will get 100 million zenni!
Plus, an around-the-world hot spring's tour with his
family." Bubbles dances around with the antennae, attempting
to catch the best reception for the T.V.
Mr. Money can be heard, declaring that the winner will be claimed
"Greatest Fighter in the Galaxy." Kaio-sama watches
tentively. "My bankroll gives the winner the right to fight
with...Mr. Satan, the hero who saved us from that dreadful
Cell!"
A drumroll starts up as the camera pans up a flight of stairs and
to a door draped with red curtains. Somewhere off-screen, a man
laughs, confusing the photographers, who are looking to capture a
picture of the hero. Suddenly, out of nowhere, shoots Mr. Satan,
standing on a platform on a helicopter, laughing hysterically.
"A Martial Arts genius, the strongest man on Earth, Mr.
Satan!" the newsman announces. Satan pulls a capsule out of
his gi and throws it down. With a loud puff of smoke and the
comic letters "BOM!" plastered over it, a huge pillar
of, I assume, bricks rises up into the air. Screaming, Mr. Satan
leaps down and chops the very top of the pillar. Every brick, or
board, or whatever the hell they are breaks in two, all the way
down to the last one at the very bottom.
Back in the afterlife, a door opens, and Bubbles, Gregory, and
Kaio-sama all look behind them to see who it is. Goku, carrying
two-arms full worth of food, steps in. "They actually
believe Mr. Satan killed Cell?" he says, with a smirk on his
face. Back on Earth, Satan is blowing frantically on the hand
that chopped the bricks up, which has swelled enormously.
The Cha-La, Head Cha-La themesong plays, and I don't think I need
to describe that ....
Five or six jet planes soar through the air, the smoke from their
engines making a picture of Mr. Satan in the sky. The soar back
down through it, however, obscuring their handywork, and shooting
towards the screen. They fly past the screen, and when the smoke
from their engine clears, the title of the movie is shown:
"THE GALAXY'S IN DANGER! THE SUPER AWESOME GUY! (or Clash of
the Great Warriors....I can't tell, for I cannot read
Japanese)"
Fireworks explode in the air and huge masses of people loiter
around, buying delicacies from stands and such. Yet another
off-screen voice can be heard saying, "We have 200
combatants from all over the world to participate in this Martial
Arts competition. Tryouts have already begun on eight battle
stages to win the right to fight Mr. Satan." On one of those
stages, a giant cat man takes on attacker after attacker,
flinging them away with relative ease. "Twenty-five
combatants will fight on each stage, and only the strongest will
move to the semi-finals." The cat man, becoming unaware of
his position as he continues to fight off opponent after
opponent, takes a topple off of the edge of the stage he was
fighting on and plummets to the waters below. "Those who
fall into the water, faint, or give up will be disqualified. No
killing or weapons are allowed," the announcer continues. On
another stage, a gigantic sumo-wrestler dude chases off a group
of battlers. However, the group teams up and devotes all their
energy on the sumo wrestler. They push him towards the edge of a
cliff, but he's able to stop before he plummets off the side. He
reaches down and grabs the mass, tossing the
would-be-semi-finalists over his shoulder like they're nothing
more than rag dolls. "Only the last standing on each
platform will advance."
Crowds cheer, and the luxury box that the Money family is sharing
with Mr. Satan swings by. As the camera pans, Kuririn leaps out
of the bottom right hand corner of the screen, and begins picking
off battlers. He concludes by knocking over another fighter with
his forefinger. "I wonder who I'll invite on my hot springs
tour?" he says, with a huge grin on his face. A boxer off
screen punches at Kuririn's head, but he ducks and kicks him away
as if it was nothing at all. A familiar female's voice destroys
his gloating however, and he looks at the crowds to see Chi-Chi
screaming, "Gohan! Gohan! Go for it, Gohan!" as she
waves fans around.
"Gohan's here? As a Super Saiya-jin!?" Suddenly,
Kuririn's self confidence is gone. To make it worse, he hears
screaming and an uncountable number of punches and kicks. He
looks up to see a huge group of warriors come tumbling off of the
side of a stage. "Piccolo's too!? Well....at least Trunks
isn't here." Right as he finishes that sentence, a pile of
men fall from above into a tidy little stack. Kuririn looks up
and gasps. On a platform high in the air, bathed in the sun's
light, stands Mirai Trunks in his patented denim jacket and
shoulder length hair. He smiles at Kuririn.
Kuririn, not too happy about all of this, mumbles to himself:
"I thought I could handle Yamucha and Tenshinhan easily,
but..."
Back in the crowd, baby Trunks reaches for a pair of butterflies.
He is captured and nestled in his mother's lap as Bulma and
Chi-Chi talk. "Chi-Chi," Bulma says, "I didn't
think you'd allow Gohan to participate in such a
competition." Chi-Chi replies: "Gohan's always
studying. I don't want him to get too stressed out." Baby
Trunks reaches for Chi-Chi, and Chi-Chi shakes his tiny hand.
"This should be good recreation for him."
On a stage, Gohan leaps into view and takes out a couple of
fighters. "You really care about him? Well, I wanted to go
on the world hot springs tour with my family," Bulma
explains. "Trunks told me he beat up two robots in the
future world, and I thought he'd win this easily, you know?"
"What about Vegeta?" Chi-Chi inquires. Bulma's optimism
turns to anger as she replies, "He's lost his fighting
spirit. He just mopes around all day. I don't know what's wrong
with him." Chi-Chi looks back at the fighting in the eight
arenas. "That must be because of Goku's death...."
Chi-Chi says.
A television monitor shows Tenshinhan fly around and take out a
frantically frightened man. Chaou-zu leans over a counter and
screams at the screen, "Ten! Hang in there!" Oolong,
whose munching on some food and not very interested at all,
plucks the munchies from his mouth and says with no optimism:
"And Kuririn too."
Kamesennin pipes in from above, hanging on a high pole above the
crowd. "Oolong, I don't see any hot looking girls!"
Oolong scolds Roshi, but he just replies: "We know who'll
win, either Gohan or Trunks...but I'm more interested in girls in
D-cups and G-strings!" He pans the horizon, and suddenly his
eyes, whose pupils have been replaced with little hearts, pop
through the lenses of his glasses, and his tongue flails wildly
about. "THERE THEY ARE!!!!"
Down at a table below, a trio of women talk and giggle joyously.
Little hearts pop around, and we're given an example of Roshi's
point of view as two more girls' chests are analyzed, as if done
by a computer. In a manner that seriously had me laughing my ass
off the first time I saw it, Roshi pops up as though he's being
presented (You have to see it to know what I mean), and the girls
scream in terror.
Up at Serpent Path, Goku and Kaio-sama are watching the
competition via Kaio-sama's television. "Wow! This is bigger
than any competition I've ever participated in!" Goku says.
Kaio-sama, smiling, turns around and says, "You're dying to
join in. But you can't, you're dead now." Still just as
excited, Goku says, "The match between Gohan and Trunks will
really be something...."
Back at the tournament, Yamucha lays leisurely atop a huge hole
erected in the battlefield. Depressed, he sighs and says, "I
didn't expect Gohan to be participating...I borrowed money and
flew over here becuase I thought I could win the 100 million
zenni." Bulma and Chi-Chi watch as Yamucha lies there, and
they observe that Yamucha too has lost his fighting spirit and
given up. "Right," Bulma says, "he knows he could
never beat Trunks." Chi-Chi shoots in and screams, "Or
Gohan either!!" Baby Trunks watches, confused, as the two
women stand up and stare each other down (complete with the
classic anime lighting bolt that travels between their eyes to
symbolize conflict. God, I love that), enveloped in fiery auras
of their own.
The sumo wrestler guy reappears and slaps a fighter away. He
backhands a nearby loitering man, and he shoots into the base of
the pole Yamucha is lying on. The pole swings, flingin Yamucha
off of its top, and he falls into the water. The referee blows
his whistle and screams, "Disqualified!" The top of
Yamucha's head resurfaces and he dismally says, "You mean
its over already?"
Suddenly, a group of fighters is pushed over the edge and into
the water. At first glance, you would think it was the giant sumo
wrestler guy who did it, or maybe a freight train. But, as the
smoke clears, Gohan stands, and happily claims, "My father
used to practice his skills in these Martial Arts competitions,
and I will too!"
Back in the luxury box, Mr. Satan and Dollar enjoy a nice supper
of noodles as they watch the event. Dollar stays admiringly up at
Satan, and Satan looks back down, smiling. Suddenly, we hear the
announcer call, "Son Gohan, qualified!" Satan nearly
chokes on the noodles, and coughs up a hefty amount onto the
floor. He stares unbelievingly as Trunks too is qualified. The
stage that Kuririn was on turns over and most of the combatants
fall off. Luckily, Kuririn manages to grab hold of the edge.
However, as the fighters slide by, they attempt to grab onto
Kuririn, but since he's bald, they have no hair to grab on to.
After the last man fails to grab hold of his head, Kuririn
whines: "Why me?"
Mr. Satan drops his fork as the announcer claims, "Kuririn,
qualified!" He watches in escelating terror as Piccolo are
Tenshinhan (I love how Tenshinhan turns around and gives Satan a
thumbs up and a devilish smirk after he's announced qualified
^_^) also qualified. Three other warriors, Dosukoi, Udo, and
Kanfoon all also make the final cut.
Mr. Satan slowly steps back and turns around, presumably to run,
but is met by a microphone, much to his despair. "Mr.
Satan," the newswoman asks, "what do you think of the
tryouts?" Mr. Satan searches for something to say, and
slowly says, "They all need to work harder, I think."
A chart on some wall shows the arrangement for the semi-finalists
to battle so that they can determine the finalists. Udo vs.
Gohan, Trunks vs. Tenshinhan, Piccolo vs. Kuririn, and Dosukoi
vs. Kanfoon. Kuririn watches as his picture appears beneath
Piccolo's and mopes about his bad luck.
The first match begins - Gohan vs. Udo. Now, Udo's huge and
adult, and Gohan's small and a child. So, naturally, what does
Udo complain about? The fact that he got stuck having to fight
with a snotty brat, of course. "Hey! I'm not goin' easy on
you just because you're a kid!" he screams down at Gohan.
Gohan claps his hands together and bows respectively. "Ok, I
understand."
"WHAT!? Are you making fun of me!?!" Udo says, furious,
and bends down to grab Gohan. Before he can even complete the
journey down to the ground, however, Gohan shoots forward and
sweep kicks Udo with such force that he goes flying backwards,
straight through a rock ledge, and out of sight. "Way to go,
Gohan!" Chi-Chi screams. Mr. Satan watches, scared out of
his wits.
The second match begins - Tenshinhan vs. Trunks. Tenshinhan pulls
off the white tee-shirt he was wearing and flings it aside.
"Trunks," Ten calls, and he smiles a bit. "You
don't have to hold back against me, ok?" Trunks nods:
"Ok." The bell rings and the two are only little blurs,
leaping from ledge to ledge of the vast arena. They stop in mid
air and trade a forray of punches and kicks, all of which are
blocked or dodged. Tenshinhan starts to become a bit annoyed,
presumably at his own limits. Suddenly, Trunks' foot meets
Tenshinhan's face and Ten is rocketed to the waters. However,
instead of falling into the water, he floats above it.
Up in the luxury box, Mr. Money examines, "He....he's
floating!!" to which his wife agrees. Mr. Satan hears none
of this, and only watches, thinking about how to save his own
hide from these monsters.
Explosions ring out all over the place, but Tenshinhan and Trunks
are moving so fast that they can't be followed by the human eye.
Finally, Ten slows down enough to be seen, and flies upward above
the huge modern Tenkachi Boudakai arena. He spins around and
claps his hands together to form a triangle. "Kikohou!"
he screams, and he watches through the triangle that his hands
made as Trunks impends on him. When Trunks is just below him, Ten
lets out a scream and a blinding yellow light is fired from his
hands. It either misses or doesn't effect Trunks, but it sure
does effect one of the stages of the arena - the blast connects
with the base of a stage and it falls into the sea.
Trunks and Ten leap at each other, but they catch one another's
kicks. In response to their earlier introduction of Trunks' foot
to Tenshinhan's face, Ten's fist makes a fine first impression on
Trunks' cheek. The two break apart, and float above the water
momentarily. Both are smiling happily and having a grand ol' time
as the water splashes over their faces.
Tenshinhan is suddenly surrounded by a white flaming aura. To
match this, Trunks flies up into the air and spreads his arms
out. He explodes into Super Saiya-jin level 2 and the crowds
watch in awe. Well, everyone in the crowd except for Mr. Satan,
that is. The newswoman asks Mr. Satan what's going on, and he
barks at her, "It's just a trick! The kind they use in
Kabuki!" An explosion rocks the luxury box and they all fall
flat on their asses.
Suddenly, the camera shows a tiny television set which is showing
the fight. Tenshinhan flies up to face Trunks, and suddenly a
glove hand reaches over with a remote control and switches the
T.V. off. Vegeta drops the remote and puts his hands behind his
head as he lies back. "What a joke," he scoffs. Trunks'
sheathed sword gleams in the sunshine...
Tenshinhan reaches back and creates a Ki disk, then hurls it at
Trunks. It flies at him and connects head on, but has no effect.
Trunks flies through the smoke, vanishes, then reappears behind
Tenshinhan and bats him into the water below before he can even
turn all the way around. "Trunks is the winner!" the
announcer calls as Trunks floats down to the ground. His hair
deevolves back into its purple, stringy self.
At the shore where Tenshinhan landed, Ten has managed to pull
himself out of the water (well, he pulled his upper torso out,
anyway) and is coughing violently into his balled fist. We can
see Trunks' feet come down from above screen, and Ten slowly
looks up at the Saiya-jin. Trunks stares down at him, then bends
down and offers Tenshinhan his hand. Tenshinhan smiles, and
reaches up to grab hold of the offering.
Satan stares down in utter disbelief, thinking of away to avoid
his impending fate. Mr. Money pops in and observes, "Hey,
Mr. Satan, you look pale." Suddenly, Mr. Satan gets an idea,
and crouches over, clutching his stomach. "I have a stomach
ache.....and it hurts!" he cries. "Oh, no. Producer,
take Mr. Satan to the medical room," Money orders. Satan
turns down the offer however, and insists that he goes by
himself. He assures them that he'll be back soon, and once the
door is shut behind him, he stands up, perfectly fine. "If I
know what's good for me, I'll get out of here."
"They say, 'The smart man does not court danger,' " Mr.
Satan tells himself, happily, as he strolls towards the exit.
Before he can make it, however, a fan in the crowd notices him
and screams, "Its Mr. Satan!" He and his girlfriend
start the Satan cheer (Well, it has to be some sort of organized
dance, because everyone does it exactly the same and in sync).
Satan stands with both arms outstretched, a la Richard Nixon, and
sighs to himself. "What am I going to do?" The fans
continue their Satan cheer.
The third semi-finalist match - Piccolo vs. Kuririn. The two walk
to the center of the battlefield. Piccolo folds his arms over his
chest and looks to the side, meditating. However, Kuririn is
scared spitless. "I hope Piccolo doesn't use his
Makkankousappo," he thinks.
Suddenly, a voice from above screams, "Piccolo-san! Good
luck, Piccolo-san!" Above the arena in one of the
spectator's balconies, Gohan's leaning over the rail and
screaming down at the arena. Oolong plucks some sort of food on a
stick out of his mouth and observes that Gohan's cheering is
useless since there's no chance of Kuririn winning. Insulted,
humiliated, and infuriated, Kuririn resolves that he'll get
beaten fairly and turns back to Piccolo in a fighting position.
But, Piccolo hasn't even flinched. He's still turned with his
side to Kuririn, arms crossed and eyes shut.
"Look at the way he's standing!" Kuririn screams, as he
begins to spaz out. "He has no will to fight! He's making a
fool of me!!" The bell abruptly rings and, blinded by his
rage, Kuririn launches forward. He heads straight for Piccolo,
but Kuririn misses (either that or Piccolo sidestepped without
showing) and runs into his cape. Confused, Kuririn accidentally
takes a dive off the side of the cliff. Flapping his amrs madly,
Kuririn succeeds in almost getting back up (don't ask why he
didn't just fly, because I really have no idea), but suddenly
loses concentration or something and falls like a sack of bricks.
A familiar green arm shoots into view and grabs the neck of
Kuririn's shirt. Surprised, Kuririn turns around, looking for an
answer.
"I hoped I would get the chance to fight a man of
spirit," Piccolo explains, turning to look at Kuririn with
great disgust. "But this is just a waste of time," and
with that, he hurls Kuririn back to the center of the ring.
Kuririn sits up, confused more than ever. Piccolo spins around,
turning his back on Kuririn once again. He strolls to the edge of
the cliff and leaps off. Before he splashes in the water,
however, he takes flight and Kuririn watches as the Namek-sei-jin
vanishes in the distance. The ref leaps in. "Piccolo loses
by default! Kuririn wins!" The crowd cheers as Kuririn still
stares, disbelievingly and with a strange little grin on his
face. "Lucky me," he tells himself.
A hand of cards marked with familiar Dragon Ball characters is
played as the announcer states, "Dusokoi (the huge
sumo-wrestler dude from before) has also won! We now have our
final four combatants moving on to the final match!"
"Kaio-sama, how's it going?" Goku asks, looking over
his shoulder and away from his card game with Bubbles and
Gregory. "Well, Gohan's moving on to the finals,"
Kaio-sama answers happily. Goku chuckles. "I knew he
would," he says as he reaches out to pick a card from
Bubbles. Using some crafty monkey tricks, Bubble's tricks the
mighty Saiya-jin warrior into picking the Joker (which is
plastered with Urana Baba's face) which is apparently bad judging
from Goku's startled reaction (and the victory dance that Bubbles
and Gregory perform).
Elsewhere, a rat scurries out of a manhole. The thick, metallic
lid is then levitated by Mr. Satan's afro. Half of his head
cautiously pokes out of the hole. "There's no way my
student's can beat those crazy people," he mumbles as he
spins around and scans his surroundings. "GREAT! There's an
exit!" he exclaims, then pops himself out of the hole (which
is pretty comedic considering how much bigger than the hole Satan
is). He scrambles down the sewer-like hallway. Just as he is
about to achieve his goal of freedom, the Producer appears out of
nowhere. "Mr. Satan," he says, and Satan falls flat on
his ass. "The infirmary's that way," the Producer
explains. "The is the exit off of Battle Island."
Satan gets back to his feet. "I know! I have to see my
private doctor! It's a chronic disease! He's the only one who can
treat me!" He pushes the Producer out of the way and gets
by. The Producer attempts to protest, but Satan spins around,
walking backwards, and interrupts him. "It's all right! I'll
just go across the bridge and...and...and?" He stops and
pokes his toe out behind him, trying to find the solid bridge
that should be there. "Am I getting dizzy or what?" he
asks himself. He slowly turns around to see that the bridge is,
in fact, missing. Of course, Satan doesn't take this very well.
The people standing on the reeled in bridge doing the Satan cheer
don't make things any easier. The Producer pops up behind Satan.
"The final match will be held on Battle Island 2. We're
heading there now."
As the image of a dome in the middle of a volcano on an isolated
island is shown, the announcer claims that this is where the four
finalists will compete for the right to battle Mr. Satan. Four
curvy rail-like things lead from each corner of a temple-like
structure. A cart stands at each corner, connected to its
repsective railing. As Gohan rises to the top of the temple, he
hears Chi-Chi screaming at him - "Gohan! Go for it,
Gohan!" He hangs his head in shame. "She's so
embarrassing..."
Bulma, holding Chibi Trunks, screams at Mirai Trunks:
"Trunks! Remember the world hot springs tour!" Trunks
makes no response, staring into space, obviously lost in
concentration. As Kuririn rises up, Oolong, whose sitting next to
an attentive Chaouzu and a snoring Kamesennin in the crowds,
screams: "Kuririn! Take it easy!" Of course, Kuririn is
not too happy with this vote of confidence, as his expression
clearly shows.
Now, as all four combatants are standing at their corner at the
top of the temple, the announcer explains the rules. "There
are four tunnels leading to each zone," he explains, and a
giant television screen shows each tunnel, all of which are of a
different, exotic design. "Each combatant will be sent to a
different battle zone. There, they must reach an elevator at the
middle of each. Each one will meet a special guest at the end of
each tunnel-" now the TV screen shows the four
extraterrestrials descending from the airplane again- "an
incredible warrior from one of the four galaxies." A comical
animation, picturing all four finalists with giant heads, shows
them racing towards an elevator. They all squeeze in through the
door as the announcer continues: "The first one to beat the
guest and take the elevator back to the center stage will be the
winner and thus will have the opportunity to fight Mr.
Satan."
"There's a good chance I can win if I don't have to fight
Gohan!" Kuririn says, excited, next to his car as he watches
one of the giant television screens. He hops in and then assures
himself that he'll be the first one to make it back to the top.
"The first match will now begin!" the announcer calls
as a giant clock shows the countdown from 10 start. Everyone in
the crowd counts down along, oddly enough in English, and we see
all the Z-Senshi and company counting down along with the clock.
When the counting hits zero, each car blasts off, in its own
direction, at blinding speeds, kicking up massive amounts of
smoke and dust. The announcer, coughing, tells the crowds that
they can watch the battlers' progress on the giant television
screen.
In a computer like world (you'd know what I meant if you saw
this...), the four cars race along their designated lines,
eventually coming near each other and riding side by side.
Kuririn, leading the way, sighs with relief at his good
fortune...until a digital whale forms out of the computer like
tunnel and slaps him with its tail. Gohan, on the other hand, is
enjoying a peaceful ride along the earth's atmosphere (not
really, but thats the image it gives him), and eventually flies
out of a tunnel into an eerie land surrounded by giant toys. The
car explodes in air and Gohan comes crashing down on some
balloons that cushion his fall. We see Trunk's car blast out of
the water, underneath a rainbow, and land in a field of beautiful
flowers. Kuririn's car, on the other hand, bumbles around the
inside of apparently a volcano, thrashing violently back and
forth as Kuririn screams bloody murder. It eventually lands in a
nice, refreshing stream of molten lava, and Kuririn jumps out,
screaming, dancing, and beating his head, which is conveniently
set on fire. Trunks, who apparently had no trouble with his
landing, walks over to a stream and looks at his reflection.
"So, this is the battle zone?" he says to himself as he
scans his surroundings, which are as peaceful as could possibly
be.
Back in the cave of molten lava, Kuririn jumps around, looking
for his exit or opponent. He discovers the latter, who is hidden
behind a protective veil of smoke, showing only its silhouette.
"So, you're my opponent?" Kuririn calls out, buit the
shaodw behind the smoke screen doesn't reply or move. Kuririn
discards his fighting position and stands up, carefree, telling
the person behind the smoke, "I've been very lucky todayl; I
beat Piccolo. How unlucky you are to have to fight me." He
starts walking towards the figure as the smoke begins to clear
away, showing the distinguishing characteristics of the female
form. When the smoke is finally completely cleared away, Kuririn
stops in his tracks, surprised.
A woman with long, orange hair stands before him, smiling sweetly
and brushing the stray hair from her face with her hand.
"How....how pretty.....but I won't show you any mercy! I
have to be the first one to get back!" Kuririn declares. The
woman doesn't respond, but simply spreads her arms out and shuts
her eyes. She then puts her arms over her face, covering it, as
her hair rises up, almostg doubling her height. Kuririn doesn't
even have enough time to think before she's flown behind him,
kicked him in the face, punched him in the face, kneed him in the
gut, pounded him downward into the ground, and then, using a
roundhouse kick, thrown him away when he bounced back up. He
slams into a wall of stone as she lands back in her first
position, her hair falling back down, without even the need to
wipe a bead of sweat from her brow. Kuririn manages to pull
himself up and say, "What...what happened?" before
falling back down, unconscious. The crowd, seeing Kuririn's
fallen form on the television screen, is awestruck.
"Kuririn!" Oolong calls, and even Kamesennin has woken
up with his jaw hanging to the floor.
Elswhere, in the midst of a seemingly endless desert, a hole
forms next to a trail of fresh footsteps. The fourth finalist,
Dosukoi, the giant sumo-wrestler dude, walks through the desert,
completely oblivious to the hand that has pumped upwards from the
hole that just formed. He turns around just in time for the hand
to shoot forward, grab him by the neck, and hold him in the air.
Dosukoi struggles to get out of the blue man's grip, clawing at
his hands, and saying his own name for some reason or another.
Eventually, he goes limp, and the blue man throws him to the
ground, where he sinks into the sand, face down.
The people watching are horrified at what they have just watched
happen on the screen. As the fiend that just killed Dosukoi turns
around to face the camera, a young woman shrieks in terror. A man
stands up, points at the screen, and hollers,
"MURDERER!" Tenshinhan and Yamucha, who weren't
watching the matches but were instead enjoying a nice
conversation over a couple of sodas, are startled by the raucus
they here and soon their happy, carefree expressions morph into
those of stern seriousness.
Up on Serpent Path, as Goku, Bubbles and Gregory enjoy their card
game, Kaiosama is leaning over the edge of the cliff, peering
downwards, obviously very distressed over what is going on.
Down at the tournament, chaos reigns supreme. The citizens in the
crowd scramble to escape. Mr. Money, whose watching with his face
up against the glass, is also very distressed. His wife behind
him, who is also confused, tells him that what has just happened
was way too much, and Money asks the Producer what the hell is
going on. The Producer turns around. "We didn't invite
them!" he says. "They're supposed to be Mr. Satan's
pupils. I don't know when they switched!"
Yamucha and Tenshinhan, who are now fighting against the fleeing
crowd, look up at the television screen and see why everyone's
panicking. They stop dead in their tracks, disgusted by the sight
of the blue man's boots and the cold, grasping hand of Dosukoi
sticking upwards from the sand. Instead of trying to fight their
way through the crowd, the two leap upwards and fly towards the
temple that the four finalists departed from earlier.
However, elsewhere, with a camera watching him, Trunks kneels
down and examines a little bug in the peaceful flower patch. His
senses kick in just in time for him to dodge an incoming ki
blast. Trunks leaps into a fighting position and finds his
opponent, a blue man with blond hair, sitting liesurely in a
tree, his hand outstretched since he just fired the plast from
his palm.
Enraged by his rash actions, Trunks scolds him. "Hey! What's
the matter with you? This is a game, not a war!" he says.
Gokuha responds only by leaping from the tree and throwing a
downward punch at Trunks. He sidesteps, then throws one of his
own, but the blue warrior catches his arm. He then flips and
hurls away a very suprised Trunks through the air. When he
regains his footing, Trunks asks him, "Who are you?"
Once again, the blue warrior does not respond but instead rushes
forward and kicks at Trunks. Trunks ducks as the warrior flies
behind him, then spins around and tries to knee him in the face.
However, the blue warrior parries his kick by unsheathing a sword
and stopping Trunks' impending knee with its blade. While the two
are locked in this position, the warrior finally answers Trunks'
question: "Just a mere warrior from another galaxy."
Then the blue warrior jumps back, pulls his sword up to swing,
screaming the whole time, and swings horizontally, barely missing
Trunks' face. Trunks jumps back, then jumps straight up to dodge
another chop. He lands, then instantly has to jump to dodge
again. Soon, the two are runnign side by side into the lake. They
run like this for a while, each waiting for the other to make his
next move, then the blue warrior abruptly stops. Trunks stops too
and gets into a fighting stance.
The blue warrior chuckles to himself as he sheaths his sword. He
then snarls as the earrings and necklace he's wearing start
emitting a glow. His muscles bulge, almost bursting from his
skin. He throws his arms up, screems, and is soon engulfed in a
water spout. All the while, Trunks is standing there watching.
When the water clears away, the blue warrior has shed his shirt,
is now a green, pukish color, and has at least doubled his muscle
capacity. Trunks takes a step back.
Elsewhere, Gohan is sitting in the land of giant toys, watching
as little balloons float all around him. He smiles to himself -
but as another balloon flies past his face, his smile turns into
a stern stare, and then to surprise when the balloon pops. He
gets up and jumps away just in time to dodge two giant blocks.
Gohan leaps around several times, each time barely dodging a
gigantic block. When the rain of blocks stop, he stops and is
obviously not too happy. Bido, a small blue being, floats down,
hanging upside down, laughing. He outstretches his arms, his
jewelry glowing, and two yellow orbs appear in his hands. Gohan,
hearing something behind him, turns around to see the hands on a
gigantic clock spinning around furiously at amazing speeds.
Suddenly, facing opposite directions, they stop and break from
the clock, flying off screen, then towards Gohan, who leaps
backwards out of the way. He jumps backwards onto a platform,
then stops, waits for the clock hands to get close, and throws
his head back and screams. He's inveloped in a yellow aura for a
second, just long enough for the clock hands to hit the aura and
disintegrate.
Bido floats downwards, still upside down, and Gohan throws his
hand out to signal him to stop. "Stop! This is just an
exhibition!" Gohan pleads. Bido only laughs. "Do you
call this a game?" Then he stretches his arms out again and
begins to glow. Slowly, their surroundings begin
"melting" away, and now they are in a giant forest-like
place. Confused, Gohan asks, almost to himself, "What is
this all about?"
A fist pounds four times on a door labeled, "TOILET."
Inside the luxurious bathroom, Mr. Satan sits on the toilet,
looking at a fish aquarium in front of him. "Mr. Satan, it's
all in your hands now! Please help us!" the voice of the
Producer calls from outside the door as the beating continues.
"Wait a minute! I still have a stomach ache!" Mr. Satan
calls back. As the fish swim around, oblivious, Mr. Satan thinks
to himself: "Hopefully, they'll all beat each other up while
I'm in here."
Elsewhere, explosions ring out randomly on the side of a
building. Suddenly, Gokuha, the warrior who had been fighting
Trunks, appears around the corner, holding Trunks by the back of
the head. Gokuha screams, then dives towards a bridge, holding
Trunks' head downward. The crash through the bridge, then speed
through water, and all of a sudden Trunks finds himself sliding
down the side of a building. Gokuha crashes the through the wall,
then hits Trunks through another building, and then appears in
time to kick him into the ground far below before gravity could
kick in.
Trunks falls to the ground, beaten and quivering. Gokuha lands
behind him and stalks forward, unsheathing his sword again. He
points it at Trunks' back, saying, "You're finished."
When Trunks starts to get up, he pulls the sword back and swings,
screaming, "DIE!" Sudddenly, Trunks is surrounded in a
golden aura and his hair stands up on end. He jumps up in time to
black the swinging sword with his arm and Gokuha is not pleased.
The two struggle in this position for a while, and then the blade
of the sword snaps in half. Trunks flies forward, almost in slow
motion. The top half of the sword flies away and sticks into the
side of a building. Trunks continues forward, still in slow
motion, and punches Gokuha so hard that he impales the giant
warrior on his fist. Gokuha tries to scream, but cannot. Trunks
stands up straight, his arm still through Gokuha, and then pulls
it out. Gokuha collapses backwards, dead.
Trunks stands, still in Super Saiya-jin form, watching the downed
figure of Gokuha. Then, suddenly, he turns around and gasps. A
cape flutters over the camera, and via the shadows on a building,
we can see the form of Trunks being kicked by the huge form of
another, unknown warrior. Trunks falls to the ground, unconscious
from one single kick.
Vegeta shoots into a sitting position in his bed at the Capsule
Corp. He looks over at Trunks' sword and says to himself,
"That's..."
A blue face is illuminated in a shooting light for a second, just
long enough to see the ominous look of arrogance on his face.
Gohan senses it too and looks away for a second. "What
ki!" he exclaims. He quickly turns back to Bido, whose
engulfed in a fiery aura and causing giant boulders to rain down
everywhere.
A roll of toilet paper unrolls furiously. Back outside, the
Producer is still pounding relentlessly on the door. "Mr.
Satan, please hurry!" Mr Satan, who is for some reason
unrolling the toilet paper and just kind of flinging it around,
calls back, "Calm down! I'm finishing up now!" He stops
unrolling the toilet paper when the crowd outside his door starts
chanting, "Satan! Satan! Satan!" He looks over at his
World Championship belt, and grabbing it, he walks out the door,
toilet paper trailing on his ankle and even caught on his
shoulder. "Thank God," the Producer, who has fallen to
his knees, exclaims.
Back out in the arena, the announcer reads a card, then informs
the crowd that there's no need to worry, since Mr. Satan is now
leaving for the battle. The crowd goes wild as Mr. Satan ascends
to the top of the temple like structure and struts up to his own
little car, where a technician is waiting. He pauses for a second
outside the car, and is then shoved into it by the Producer.
"Hurry! Get it started!" the Producer orders. Mr.
Satan, who fell in an awkward position, protests, "Wait!
What about the seat belt!"
Light dances on Kaiosama's spectacles. "The earth is in
great danger," he says. Goku, standing behind him, asks,
"What?"
"Could it be....Bojak?" Kaiosama asks himself, ignoring
Goku. "Bojak?" Goku asks again, completely confused.
Kaiosama explains: "He was full of bad ki and tried to
destroy the four galaxies, one by one."
"Is he like evil Piccolo? (referring the Piccolo Daimaou of
the Dragon Ball era)" Goku asks. "Worse," Kaiosama
answers. "He's a devil dying for blood. We, the four Kaio of
each galaxy, sealed him in a star at the end of the galaxy,"
he says as he walks past Goku, who watches him intently.
"Sealed him in a star?" Goku repeats, looking excitedly
at Kaiosama's back. Kaiosama looks over his shoulder at Goku.
"Goku, it's your fault. You destroyed the planet Kaio in the
battle with Cell. When I died, the seal was broken. Bojak has his
eye on this part of the galaxy: earth."
Goku steps up, smiling. "But, Kaiosama, the earth now has
Gohan."
Gohan soars through the ruins of a long abandoned civilization of
some sort with Bido not far behind. He notices something in the
distance and his face turns from annoyance to anger.
"Kuririn!" he exclaims through gritted teeth.
Gohan lands just in time to see the body of Trunks fall on
Kuririn's beaten form. He runs to them, trying to rejuvenate them
by shaking Trunks and hitting Kuririn in the shoulder.
"Trunks! Kuririn!" he calls. Suddenly, a deep voice
bellows out all around Gohan. "Hey kid," it says,
"the earth is a nice planet." Gohan looks up at the
source of the voice.
The woman that beat up Kuririn, Zangya, and the warrior that
killed Dosukoi, Pujin, stand up on a porch, each on one side of a
great, dark entrance. Footsteps can be heard, their clicking and
clocking echoing through the brick walls, approaching the
entrance of the tunnel. The manifest anger on Gohan's fast
intensifies. When he sees the great form of the approaching
adversary, his anger turns halfway to fright.
Bojak steps out into the light, a tall, great warrior with a
strong build and a cocky smile on his face.
Gohan stands up. "What an incredible fighting power,"
Gohan thinks to himself, but tries his hardest not to show it on
his face.
Suddenly, two aircrafts whiz by overhead and Tenshinhan and
Yamucha fall to the ground. The land, each on one side of the
bodies of Trunks and Kuririn, and infront of Gohan. "Did
they kill the warriors from the four galaxies?" Tenshinhan
asks, referring to the opponents that Kuririn, Gohan, Trunks, and
Dosukoi were supposed to fight. Bido lands behind the heroes,
falls to one knee, places his hand over his heart, and says,
"From now on, this planet belongs to Bojak." Zangya and
Pujin, each standing on one side of Bojak, also fall to their
knees. Bojak chuckles to himself.
"You're insane!" Yamucha says. "We won't just let
you do whatever you want."
Pujin stands up. "Bojak has no equal in the galaxy."
Zangya stands up. "Earth is the most beautiful planet in the
northern galaxy."
Bido pipes up from behind. "He is the most suitable person
to rule it. Anyone against him will be killed!" He says the
last line as he stares up at the three heroes.
Yamucha and Tenshinhan get into fighting stances. "Don't
make light of us..." Yamucha warns. "We'll kick your
ass!" The two of them leap forward, Tenshinhan going for
Bido and Yamucha for Zangya and Pujin. Tenshinhan flies at Bido
and does a flip kick at him, but Bido dodges, then comes behind
and drop kicks Tenshinhan in the back of the head. Ten flies
forward, slamming his head into the ground, and when he bounces
back up, Pujin does a flip kick of his own and sends the
three-eyed warrior reeling into a brick wall.
Yamucha flies forward and swings at Zangya, but she sidesteps and
kicks him square in the gut. Then, while Yamucha is attempting
recovery from the blow, Pujin drops out of nowhere and elbows him
in the back of the head. He flies into a set of two or three
stone steps, reducing them to rubble from the force of his
impact. As if that weren't enough punishment, Zangya then slides
in and kick Yamucha over towerds Kuririn, Gohan, and Trunks. The
three blue evils descend back into their places, forming a
triangle around a very impressed Gohan.
Gohan looks at Tenshinhan and Yamucha, confirming that both of
them are quite unconscious. Then, he stares straight at Bojak and
growls, "I won't allow it." Suddenly, golden rays shoot
up out of the ground around Gohan, and then a fiery, yellow aura
erupts around the young boy. His hair is now golden and standing
up and his eyes are now green. None of the bad guys, however, are
very impressed.
Zangya and Pujin leap forward, swinging at Gohan. However, Gohan
leaps backwards, elbowing Bido in the face as he goes. He then
jumps up and backwards, shooting through a brick arch. Pujin
finishes the job of demolishing the rest of the arch as he flies
after Gohan. He then swings a punch at the young Super Saiya-jin,
but Gohan catches him arm, swings around, and hurls Pujin through
a wall down to the ground. Pujin's not very harmed, but he's
definitely surprised.
Now its Zangya's turn. She flies up at Gohan and Gohan fires a
tiny Kamehameha, which she easily succeeds in knocking away. The
blast lands around Pujin, exploding. The explosion kicks up quite
a lot of smoke and dust, and Pujin takes this as a cue to fire.
He throws his arms forward and blasts hundreds of tiny red
lazers, similar to the kind Freezer used to shoot. The lazers all
miss Zangya and home in on Gohan. However, Gohan is able to just
as easily deflect these blasts, and they explode in the air,
doing no harm to anyone. They do, however, create this odd little
hole in what seemed to be the sky...
The three subordinates all fly at Gohan, attacking from different
angles. They grab him, smashing him through the "sky,"
which shatters, opening up a doorway to a new environment - a
more recent-looking civilization.
Gohan flies away from the three and lands on a small beam. Zangya
and Bido each land on one side of Gohan, and the three clash on
the small platform. Gohan blocks their punches and kicks for a
while, until Bido succeeds in punching Gohan downward, snapping
the beam in half, and sending him plumetting through a few
bridges. The young boy then lands on the roof of a house and
waits for his opponents, which have vanished, unsure of where
they will attack next.
Suddenly, Pujin pops out of the roof of the house and delivers a
kick to Gohan. Gohan blocks the kick, then throws a punch of his
own. Pujin blocks and backs up, and then Bido comes out of
nowhere and dives into Gohan's gut. Gohan recovers quickly and
swings at Pujin, but misses. Zangya then joins the fun, and
Gohan, realizing he can do nothing in such a situation, jumps
away.
The continue to fight, being nothing more to the untrained eye
than flashing lines, as Bojak watches. "You're pretty good,
kid," Bojak says to himself. "But you won't be able to
beat us with such little power, no matter how hard you try."
Gohan jumps back and Zangya follows after him. He sidesteps her
charge, only to have Bido come from behind and hit him in the
back. He flies forward, right into one of Zangya's kicks. He
falls down, through a tower-like house, causing eruptions and the
kicking up of dust. Pujin hurls a ki ball into the ground, and
explosions mark its path towards the tower Gohan got kicked into.
When the ball reaches the tower, a huge, crimson explosion
ensues.
Trunks, still lying on the ground, coughs....then slowly opens
his eyes. He's angry.
Elsewhere, Kaiosama turns around to a very eager Goku. "It
doesn't look good," he says.
"Gohan, get angry!" Goku orders. "Show them your
real power!"
Gohan slowly pushes himself out, up through the rubble. He slowly
looks up at his four adversaries....all of which haven't even
broken a sweat yet and are just watching him. Suddenly, three ki
blasts shoot from the lesser ones' hands, blowing Gohan back
against a stone wall. He stands up, and they continue shooting
blasts at him. He falls to his knees, looks at them with
half-shut eyes, and mutters: "Kuso...."
("Crap" or "shit," if you will...)
His hair fades to black and his eyes lose their green coloring.
Then Bojak himself hurls a gigantic ki ball towards Gohan. It
travels clean through several buildings. Gohan gets in position
to make a feeble attempt at blocking the blast.
However, before the blast can reach him, a familiar yellow blast
surrounded by a corkscrew design makes an appearance, connecting
with Bojak's ki ball and hurling it away from Gohan. The four
evils watch, not surprised or startled at all. With some disgust,
lots of a arrogance, and a sense of carlessness, Bojak looks
over....to where Piccolo is standing, perched on a pole, his
white cape fluttering in the wind.
Gohan looks up with a huge smile on his face and screams,
"Piccolo-san!" Piccolo looks over to acknowledge Gohan,
then looks back at Bojak. "Well," the Namek-sei-jin
says, "it looks like I've finally met a man of spirit."
He takes his cap and discards it, then pulls his white cloak up
over his head and drops it. Bojak looks away, not caring at all.
Piccolo charges towards Bojak, screaming. He punches at Bojak,
but by flinching his head maybe an inch, the blue man is able to
dodge the green man's attack. He then counterattacks by kicking
Piccolo in the gut, and while Piccolo is stunned from the blow,
he punches him away. Piccolo recovers from the punch quicker that
Bojak expects and is able to give Bojak a good kick, hurling him
into a building.
Piccolo follows up, but misses when he punches at Bojak. Then the
blue man flies up into the sky, stretches his palm out, and
shoots a ki blast at Piccolo. Piccolo easily bats it away with
his forearm, but doesn't respond as quickly with the next one.
Bojak appears behind Piccolo and fires again, but this time
Piccolo only catches it and struggles against it instead of
driving it off course like last time. It slowly starts inching
him backwards, hurling him through a few buildings and into
another wall.
Gohan races after Piccolo, cursing as he goes. Piccolo then
plummetts towards the ground below. Gohan leaps for him,
screaming his name. Bojak smiles. Bojak waits for Piccolo to fall
past him and then rears back to hurl the final, killing ki blast
at the downed Namek-sei-jin...
But, before he can, another golden figure appears in his path,
holding his arms out. Trunks stands, in Super Saiya-jin form,
beaten and very angered. "This is your payback!" he
snarls at Bojak. Then he smashes his wrists together and sends a
blast towards Bojak.
Bojak swings his arm and is suddenly enveloped in a force field.
The blast has no effect on him, so Trunks shoots more. And more.
And more. But still, they can do little against the blue man's
energy shield. The energy shield then expands, destroying
surrounding buildings, and, of course, kicking up lots and LOTS
of dust. When the veil of smoke if finally cleared, Bojak is
standing on a post, his arms crossed, not phased in the least.
Trunks screams a sort of gasp, then charges towards Bojak. A
purple ball envelops him and as he gets close, it expands
immensely. However, just before he can reach Bojak, the shield
disappears and Trunks falls back, as if he's being held back by a
rope. In a sense, he is.
Bido stands next to Pujin, his hands stretched out, little lasers
running from every finger, wrapping around Trunks and holding him
in place. Pujin's holding a giant spear-like object. Trunks fades
away from Super Saiya-jin mode. Pujin hurls the spear.
However, just before it hits, something flies in its path,
knocking it away and destroying the lasers' hold on Trunks.
Trunks spins around and catches the object - his sword! Then he
sheath flies up, which he catches as well. Suddenly, the roof
that Pujin and Bido were standing on blows up and the two fly
into the air. Trunks sheaths the sword and latches it onto his
back as he watches. "Father!" he calls.
Pujin and Bido watch as Vegeta, his arms crossed, rises slowly
out of the smoke the explosion caused. He erupts into Super
Saiya-jin mode, clearing the smoke almost completely. "I'll
take care of these chumps," he announces. He flies up past
Pujin, Bido, and Trunks, and stares at Bojak, who's wearing a
cocky smile on his face and laughing.
Elsewhere, Gohan slowly brings Piccolo's fallen form to a place
where he can hide. Still holding Piccolo, he looks up with a
worried expression on his face and says,
"Vegeta-san..."
Vegeta pulls his arms back, and then screams as he thrusts them
forward, shooting huge blue blasts from both hands. Bojak leaps
forward to catch the blast, and the two do the same thing as the
descend, this time throwing the blasts through a building,
destroying it as they go. They continue this game through various
buildings and even through the ground once, but there's no real
effect. Trunks watches and states, "He lost his will to
fight after Goku died. But now, with Gohan and I in danger,
he..."
Vegeta leaps down to the ground and catches a blue blast flying
towards him. Bojak, his smile growing, intensifies the power of
the blast. Suddenly, at Vegeta's end, there's an explosion, and
Vegeta flies backwards. He skids along the ground and Trunks
gasps and runs to help him. However, Bido and Zangya appear in
his way. Vegeta, noticing this, sits up and orders, "Trunks!
Stay out of this!" Suddenly, Bojak rushes forward and
punches Vegeta in the face.
Vegeta flies towards Bojak in the air, but Bojak just hurls him
back towards the ground with a devestating two handed pounding.
He then appears beneath Vegeta as he falls and knees him in the
back. The kick hurls him upwards and as the fallen form of Vegeta
is thrown through the air, Bojak appears again behind him, spins
around, and bats him into a wall. He flies through a building and
almost into another, but Trunks flies up and catches him.
"Father! You're body can't take this punishment!"
Trunks advises. Vegeta elbows him in the gut and Trunks recoils,
holding his stomach, and relinquishing his hold on his father.
"I told you to keep out!" he snarls, and then flies
off.
Gohan, whose propped Piccolo's head against a wall and laid his
body on the ground, says, "Piccolo-san!" Piccolo
struggles to whisper, "Go...beat him. Don't worry about
me..."
Gohan looks at Piccolo. "Yes!" he complies.
Vegeta is hurled up into a giant clock-tower. Bojak then flies up
and punches Vegeta so hard the his own shirt sleeve explodes. He
then elbows Vegeta with the other arm in the stomach, and again
his shirt sleeve explodes. He flies up, leaving Vegeta, whose
practically embedded into the crater in the wall. He then pulls a
sort of Super Saiya-jin transformation himself, and the rest of
his shirt is disintegrated. The wall Vegeta was in crumbles and
Vegeta falls again.
Elsewhere, Trunks and Zangya fight, neither one really winning
until another one of those laser nets catches Trunks. Bido again
stands at the source of it. Zangya then flies in and kicks Trunks
in the neck.
Gohan charges towards where Vegeta and Bojak are fighting,
screaming, "VEGETA-SAN!!" However, before he gets
there, Pujin appears and says, "I'm your opponent!"
The crowd back in the arena watches as Bojak continues to blast
away at Vegeta. Chi-Chi and Bulma both fret for their sons'
safety. The visor of one of those little cars falls down over a
very protesting Mr. Satan. "Wait! My seat belt!" he
screams, but before anyone pays any attention, he is blasting
down a railway towards the battlefield.
Zangya continues to beat on Trunks as he is still held in Bido's
net. Suddenly, Bojak himself flies up behind Trunks and, saying
"Take this!", blasts a ball of ki into Trunks' back. He
screams in agony and then flies down, through a brridge, into the
ground. He fades again out of Super Saiya-jin mode.
Gohan watches in terror as Pujin floats eagerly infront of him.
He watches Bojak float to the ground, then turns from Pujin,
explodes into Super Saiya-jin mode, and charges towards Bojak.
Before he hits, Bojak fades away, and then fades back behind
Gohan. He grabs the boy's leg and hurls him into the sky. Gohan
catches himself and explosions erupt everywhere as the two fight.
Suddenly, Gohan finds himself defending against an incoming
blast. He hits the blast, breaking it into hundreds of tiny
blasts which fly up towards Bojak, none of which actually hit
him. Bojak then disappears and appears infront of Gohan, batting
him downwards towards the ground. Gohan catches himself again and
leaps upwards, but as he goes he's distracted by incoming blasts
that he has to dodge. Suddenly, Gohan finds himself caught in a
laser net...this time the production of Bido, Pujin, and Zangya.
Bido announces, "Our psychic power is siphoning your energy
and preventing you from using your power. The harder you try to
escape, the weaker you'll get!" As Bojak floats down, Gohan
too fades out of Super Saiya-jin mode.
"Kid, you've done pretty well," he compliments. Then he
flies up and punches Gohan in the face. Then he backhands him,
grabs the back of his head, and knees him in the face. Gohan
flies back, coughing up some blood.
Suddenly, a car flies out of nowhere as Mr. Satan's familiar
music plays! It bumbles around, obviously having a completely
incapable driver. It flies through the ground and then into a
camera, destroying the people in the arena's view of the fight.
Everyone gasps in terror.
Mr. Satan screams as his car races towards the four fighters.
Bido gasps and lets go of his laser grip in order to dodge the
oncoming Mr. Satan. Suddenly, the whole laser net breaks all
together, and Gohan is surprised to find himself freed. Bojak
takes care of the bumbling Mr. Satan by throwing a ki blast at it
as it ascends straight upward. There's an explosion, and Mr.
Satan comes falling down, into the ground, creating a hole in his
body's shape. Even his afro has thick enough to break through the
brick floor....
"Satan-san!" Gohan screams. "All he's done is
brought you a few more seconds of life," Bojak says
carelessly.
Gohan turns around, explodes into SSJ, and then hurls himself
towards Bojak. However, the other three come in, surrounding
Gohan on all sides. Gohan's no match for all four of them
pounding on him from all directions. He does do well, however,
punching Bido and Bojak away. However, Pujin's foot then kicks
him up to Zangya, who pounds him back down into the roof of a
building.
Up on the serpent path, Goku screams, "Kaio-sama, can't we
do anything!?"
Bojak pulls the seemingly unconscious Gohan out of the rubble. He
picks him up and puts him into a bear hug. Bojak's smile is
radiating. Suddenly, he squeezes Gohan. Gohan throws his head
back and screams. Bojak then squeezes so hard that Gohan can't
scream...he can only cough up blood.
The others have gathered around. "Can you see where your
father is now? You and your father will be able to watch the
massacre from up there!" Bojak says.
Up on Sepent Path, Goku turns to Kaio-sama.
"Kaio-sama!" he calls. But Kaio-sama just shakes his
head.
Gohan coughs up another fit of blood. Zangya watches carelessly
as Bojak continues to slowly kill Gohan, enjoying every
nanosecond of it. Gohan then lets out a blood-curdling scream.
But no one on his side is conscious to hear it...Piccolo lies
where Gohan left him, and the bodies of Trunks and Vegeta are
lying near one another. Gohan whispers, "Father..."
just before his body goes limp.
Up on Serpent Path, Goku has had enough. "I can't take this
any more!" he growls, and places his two fingers to his
forehead. As he vanishes, Kaio-sama runs forward.
"Goku!" he screams, "you can't, you're dead!"
Suddenly, there's a golden flash of holy light as Goku flies
forward and punches Bojak in the face. Bojak flies away,
relinquishing his hold on Gohan and the boy falls. "I WON'T
LET YOU!!" Goku screams. "What?" Bojak asks as he
falls back, a trail of purple blood hanging from his lip. Gohan
and Bojak both fall, but a golden ball envelops Gohan, and he
stops falling. Bojak, on the other hand, falls headfirst into the
ground.
Inside the golden ball of energy, father holds son in his arms.
"Gohan! Show them your real power!" Goku says. Gohan's
eyes slowly open. "Father..." he says. "Don't give
up! You have to protect the earth!" Goku replies. Then
there's a flash of blinding white light and Gohan lies on the
ground, his eyes wide open, his mouth hanging open.
"Father!" he says.
The three underlings fly down around Gohan, seperating him from
Bojak, whose getting up and shaking his head. "What the hell
happened?" he asks, but no one can give an actual answer.
Gohan rolls over and gets to his knees. He looks at his fist,
looks at the surging golden aura in his palm. He gets to his
feet, his back to the four enemies. "My father saved
me," he says. Suddenly, Gohan explodes into SSJ mode. Bojak
tries to smile and pretend its nothing, but falters, knowing good
and well what's going on is far from nothing.
Gohan throws his head back and lets out an ear-piercing scream.
When the smoke clears, Gohan turns around towards them and says,
"And told me not to let you people win!" Bojak laughs
at the Gohan that stands before him and screams, "AND TO
PROTECT THE EARTH!!" He throws his head back again, and
golden auras of light sprout up from the ground all around him.
The whole earth trembles and shudders from the enormous amount of
power and rage flowing from Gohan. Golden columns of power sprout
up all around the Battle Island number 2. Reaching high up into
the clouds.
Bojak stops trying to pretend he's not scared. His face is an
obvious expression of surprise and terror. He trembles as the now
Super Saiya-jin Level 2 Gohan stalks slowly towards them.
"Pujin! Bido!" Bojak calls. The two race forward and
attempt to put Gohan in another laser net. However, the nets have
no effect whatsoever and the boy just keeps walking. Suddenly,
still walking, Gohan screams and you can see, for a second, the
limp, meaningless laser lines hanging all over his body. He stops
in between Pujin and Bido.
He then throws his head back and opens his mouth like he's
screaming, but no sound comes out. Pujin and Bido fly away, as
does much of the ground and rubble around him. Pujin and Bido
charge gohan. Pujin comes from behind and Gohan carelessly swings
his arm backwards, withough turning around, slicing Pujin cleanly
in half. He then jumps forward and kicks Bido in the waist,
seperating his body in two halves as well.
Gohan then turns to Bojak and Zangya.
Zangya backs away, terrified. Gohan flies slowly towards them.
Zangya gasps and trembles in horrror. Then Bojak appears behind
her, smiling again. He pushes the trembling girl forward, reals
his fist back, and then hurls a ki blast straight through her,
disintegrating her as she lets out one last blood-curdling
scream. The blast flies towards Gohan, but he's easily able to
dodge it. Gohan stops and stands infront of the explosion,
staring at Bojak.
Bojak laughs hysterically as he forms another ki blast. He leaps
into the air and fires it, but Gohan just stands there. The blast
hits him head-on. There's an explosion, and once its cleared,
Gohan's still standing there, on this little island in the middle
of a huge crater. Bojak lands and screams, "KUSO!!!!!"
He then charges Gohan.
Gohan's face twitches.
Bojak rears his fist back to punch at Gohan.
Gohan's fist pops out of Bojak's back, a splash of blood
accompanying it.
Bojak stands there, his arms reaching forward, Gohan underneath
his arm, his fist impaling his stomach.
Gohan's face is still expressionless.
Bojak backs away, holding the hole in his abdomen. "A mere
kid like you cannot..." he struggles to say, then coughs up
a blob of purple blood. He pulls his fists up and creates a ki
ball. Then he splits it in two, standing spreadeagled, holding
the ki balls as far apart as he can.
Gohan looks up and whispers, "Ok. He told me to use my full
power...!" He reaches back and forms a Kamehameha blast.
Bojak throws his blasts forward and Gohan throws his, screaming,
"HA!"
Theres an explosion and a blinding light, and in the light you
can see two forms race past each other. Gohan stands, his back to
Bojak's back, standing on the ground, in a position suggesting he
just threw a punch. Bojak stands floating in the air, his back to
Gohan's back, and disintigrates.
Explosions rage all around Battle Island number 2.
Gohan stands alone, in regular form. He stands up straight, then
falls backwards, exhausted, and sleeps.
Up on Serpent Path, Goku watches with a radiant smile on his
face. "Gohan! You did it!" he exclaims. Behind him,
with a smile on his face as well, Kaio-sama says, "Goku,
what did wasn't allowed, you know." Goku gasps, then turns
around. "Kaio-sama, did I do anything wrong?" he asks.
"Well, I'm not sure," Kaio-sama says. "It happened
while I was blinking." The two, as well as Bubbles and
Gregory, laugh.
"Satan saves the Earth again..." Kuririn reads, pulling
the newspaper down out of his face. He turns to Gohan, whose
lying in the bed next to him, and Trunks in the bed next to his.
Chi-Chi stands next to Gohan, Bulma and Chibi Trunks next to
Mirai no Trunks, and Kamesennin stands next to Kuririn. "He
should have learned his lesson this time," Kuririn remarks.
"It's okay," Gohan says. "He did save me there, in
his own way."
"So," Oolong says, standing next to Chaouzu and leaning
over Gohan's bed rail. "He retains his World Number One Fool
record!" Everyone laughs as Gohan looks out the window and
sees his father smiling back down towards him. He turns to the
window and says, "Father!"
"Gohan, you're amazing!" Oolong continues. "You
beat warriors whom Piccolo and Vegeta couldn't match, all by
yourself."
"Not by myself," Gohan replies. "My
father..."
"Goku? He came back to life!?"
Gohan quickly replies, "I'm just joking."
"Don't joke around at a time like this!" Everyone
laughs.
At the roof of the hospital building, Piccolo stands upright and
tall, arms crossed and cape flapping, next to Vegeta whose
sitting on the edge, his arms and legs crossed. Neither says a
word.
Suddenly, a flyer flies over the screen, reading: "The
second World Martial Arts Competition. You can challenge Mr.
Satan too!"
Written by PJ