You're My Guy, Kuririn!!  His 101st Proposal


Everyone is all good and well now that Garlic Jr. is trapped in the dead zone.  Everyone returns to peace.

We are now in a mall.  Maron is yelling at Kuririn to hurry up and follow her.  Kuririn strolls by the screen, carrying a large amount of boxes.  Maron turns around and smiles at Kuririn, and Kuririn gets the goofiest face I've ever seen on him and turns completely red.  They walk through revolving doors, but Kuririn has a bit of trouble getting through.  The boxes all fall out of Kuririn's arms and Maron tells him he looks silly.  He gets that goofy grin again, but it turns into a look of surprise when he sees Maron leaning against a red convertible.  In the driver's seat is a rich blonde man, who is smirking at Kuririn.  Kuririn wonders if Maron is leaving him and quickly gathers the boxes.  He glances at the man again, who smirks back.  

At Capsule Corp., the phone rings.  Bulma answers.  Kamesennin is on the other line, whooping and hollering for her to get over there, for they have an emergency.

Yamucha is back on the baseball fields.  He yells a couple taunts at an opposing player until a man comes up and tells him that he has a phone call.

Gyuu Mao (Ox King) answers the phone at the Son house.  He tells Kamesennin that he and Chi Chi will be right over.  Chi Chi doesn't like the sound of this, and several dishes fly out of the sink.

Kamesennin calls Kuririn's house, only to get an answering machine.

Maron and Kuririn are still shopping.  Kuririn is still carrying fifty million boxes, too.  Kuririn thinks about the events that took place earlier, but is cut short by a shriek of delight from Maron.  Her eyes sparkle as she looks at something... a wedding dress.  Kuririn's heart stops.  He seems to not know what to do.  He thinks that she means a wedding with him, but then he thinks she means a wedding with the guy.  He imagines a wedding.

Bells are ringing and rice and shit is all over the place.  You know the deal.  Kuririn is rubbing the back of his head as he escorts Maron out of the church.  Everyone is there, even Goku, who tells Kuririn he finally got a girlfriend.  Kuririn just rubs the back of his head and grins all goofy.

Maron points to a car and says she wants it.  Then she points to a house and says that if she was married, she'd want to live there.  Kuririn imagines himself with a family.  He sees himself in front of that house with Maron and the car she wants.  Along with them is a little miniature Kuririn and a baby which Maron is holding.  Kuririn has a Hitler mustache by the way.  Pretty funny scene.

Bulma screams at Kamesennin.  She yells at him for inviting everyone over by saying it was an emergency.  Kamesennin goes on to explain that it is, for he forgot that it was the turtle's birthday today.  A flipper appears in the door.  Turtle walks in and is surprised.  He thinks they're all here to celebrate his birthday.  He starts to cry.  Everyone looks at each other and then we switch scenes.  Everyone clings glasses and says "happy Birthday!"  Good times.

A large cake is present, with about a thousand candles on top.  It's not just lit, it's a fricking bon fire on the top of the cake.  Turtle tears up again.  Party decorations pop and all that stuff.  The streamers fly through the air and land on a flesh colored dome.  Kuririn has arrived.  Kuririn and Maron greet everyone, and Kuririn wants to know what's going on.  Maron looks at the cake and says it's "perfect."  Kuririn goes on to explain that they might be getting married.  Everyone looks surprised.  Everyone approves but Kamesennin.  He tells Kuririn he needs to clear it with him first.  Kuririn pleads with him to let him get married, and Kamesennin says he can, only if he can kiss the bride first.  He's met with a nice slap from Bulma, and ends up through the wall.  Maron laughs as the turtle tries to blow out the candles with little success.  

Kuririn sits on the porch of the Kame House.  He's talking about how Maron is too good for him and she'll never marry him.  Turtle pops out of no where and tells Kuririn that what he's saying isn't true.  He tells him otherwise.  Turtle goes on to tell that if Kuririn still thinks she's too good for him, then go get a giant pearl to give her.  He goes on to tell a legend about the pearl.  Kuririn says he's going to go for it.

We see two figures plunge into the water.  Several colorful fish swim by as Gohan and Kuririn search the ocean for the giant pearl.  

On the beach, Maron sunbathes, much to Kamesennin's and Gyuu Mao's delight.  Chi Chi yells and calls them perverts.  Maron gets up and asks where Kuririn went to.  She decides to go flirt with Yamucha, but Bulma has a different idea.  Maron just comments on how Bulma and Chi Chi are middle aged, and this escalates into a fight between Chi Chi and Bulma.  Kamesennin and Gyuu Mao sit off to the side, making smart ass comments.

Kuririn and Gohan continue their search for the giant pearl of the ocean, but are unsuccessful so far.  They swim for quite a while.  Gigantic Manta Rays and fish all swim by.  Kuririn notices a glimmer down by the bottom of the ocean, and they both head toward it.  They get down there, only to find the glimmer was from an angler fish.  They continue their search.  Gohan at one point comes across a sunken ship filled with treasure.  He comments on how beautiful it is.  He goes to tell Kuririn to give the treasure to Maron, but Kuririn doesn't listen.  Gohan shrugs and continues on with Kuririn.  

They finally come to a cave and see a glimmer in the back of it.  Gohan points it out, and they both head into the cave to search.  They reach the end of the cave and notice the brightness.  Then, several schools of fish come straight toward Kuririn and Gohan, almost attacking them.  They bust out of the schools and look to find a gigantic oyster housing a gigantic pearl.  They both comment on its beauty and stop to look around.  Kuririn floats down to retrieve the pearl and is about to grab it, but a blue light flashes behind Kuririn, and a big ass eel pops out.  It chases them, and they dodge, but the tail catches Gohan and sends him flying.  Kuririn grabs onto the dorsal fin and goes for a ride.  

Not too long after, Kuririn is thrown off and smashed into the cave wall.  The eel goes in to eat Kuririn, who is still in the cave wall.  The eel lunges, but Kuririn dodges, and the eel lodges his head in the cave wall.  Kuririn thinks it's over, but the eel pops out and goes after Kuririn.  Kuririn tries to ki blast it, but he's hit with the tail before he can and sent flying into the wall, whereupon the ki blast he was charging explodes.  He falls toward the sea bed, along with a large slab of rock following him.  He gets out of the way, but the rock is headed straight for the giant pearl.  Kuririn rushes to get the pearl, but the rocks are about to hit.  Suddenly, the gigantic eel busts under and knocks Kuririn away and holds up the rocks at the same time.  The several schools of fish also help hold the rocks up.

A school of fish move the giant oyster to a safer place as the eel lets the rocks fall.  Kuririn and Gohan then realize that they protect the pearl and that the pearl was never meant to leave the ocean.  They decide not to take it, and Kuririn sulks back to the Kame House, thinking that Maron won't marry him now.  

Maron and Kuririn walk on the beach.  Maron complains about being bored.  Kuririn tries to explain to Maron that he isn't going to marry her.  He breaks up with Maron and they say their goodbyes.  Maron says that she would've married Kuririn if he'd asked her.  He is surprised and turns to see her walking away.  He runs after her, but trips on a log.  A guy in an air car stops by Maron and asks if she wants a ride.  She says yes, and the two fly off together.  Kuririn's mouth drops open.

Gohan sits at the window of the Kame House.  Kuririn busts through the door and greets everyone loudly.  Gohan turns to greet his friend.  He trots in wearing the sunglasses that the man in the air car dropped.  He goes on to tell everyone that he broke up with Maron and everyone facefaults.  Everyone comments and Kuririn starts to laugh uncontrollably.  Behind the glasses, we see a tear fall from his eye.